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One of my favorites is: "If by "HAPPY" you mean trapped with no means of escape. . .? Then yes, I'm happy! --Anne Taintor--
Kevel... Why? Why would you think no escape? There is always an "out". Life is full of options in our favor. Choose wisely, treat kindly. :)
"I'm not controlling, I'm just right"
"Never apologize for being neat"
A Non Y Mouse
"Never put anything off until tomorrow what you can do today"
A Non Y Mouse
"Exercise is not good for you. Why else would it hurt?"
T.Snipe
"Yeah, I really like that poontang."
B. Scnit over dinner at a Thai restaurant.
"You don't even know what a 'write-off' is."
J. Seinfeld
From my husband this week: Winter-miserable! Summer: Miserable with less clothes on!!
"Behind every successful man stands a suprized mother-in-law."
A Non Y Mouse
"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder."
T. Snipe
"Don't worry it will spin out of control before it flips."
Chad Gates spoken to vgina regarding her driving around in a teeny-tiny, Triumph GT-6 sports car that she finally totalled.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. ~Erma Bombeck
Therefore: Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
The older I get, the more I'm like one of those hybrid cars. I gain more on less fuel!
I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.
Gypsy Rose Lee
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
— Albert Einstein
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
"They misunderestimated me."
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'
'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'
'I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.'
--George W. Bush
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